Save Thousands With Scheduled Septic Maintenance
That rumbling underground? It’s your septic system begging for attention before it turns your basement into a swamp. Most folks wait until disaster strikes – don’t be that neighbor. Choose from our Essential, Guardian, or Elite Shield Plans and let the Skunk catch trouble while it’s still cheap to fix.
Essential Shield
Basic protection for folks who want peace of mind without breaking the bank. Perfect for newer systems and smaller households where a yearly once-over is enough.
Annual inspection by the Skunk squad
First dibs on scheduling when you need us
10% off when something needs fixing
Written report that actually makes sense
Reminders so you don’t forget next year
Guardian Shield
Stepped-up protection for bigger homes, older systems, or properties with finicky soil. Twice-yearly visits catch issues in their infancy before they grow into monsters.
Inspections every six months
Eco-friendly treatments to keep microbes happy
15% discount on anything that needs repair
Detailed documentation for your records
Seasonal adjustments for NY weather challenges
Elite Shield
Maximum protection for high-usage homes, vacation properties, or systems that have given you trouble before. The Skunk’s on constant patrol with this plan.
Quarterly inspections (that’s 4x per year, math fans)
Unlimited emergency callouts
A hefty 25% discount on parts and labor
Front-of-line service even on busy days
Complete system monitoring and documentation
Proactive treatments before problems develop
“I was flushing wipes, using fabric softener, and directing gutters over my drain field – basically doing everything wrong. The Skunk team didn’t mock me (to my face anyway), just fixed the issues and taught me how to not destroy my system. Worth every penny!”
– Mark Peterson, Reformed Septic Abuser
Stop Guessing About Your Septic System. Ask Experts:
The stuff New York homeowners actually want to know but are afraid to ask.
"My yard gets soggy after heavy rain. Is my septic system failing?"
Soggy spots near your drain field after storms are an early warning sign. New York’s freeze-thaw cycles and heavy spring rains put extra stress on septic systems. During your maintenance visit, we check how water flows through your soil and make sure your system can handle our local weather extremes. Simple fixes like redirecting gutters or adding strategic drainage can often solve the problem before your drain field fails completely.
Fix a clogged drain field? That’ll be $10,000-$20,000 and a yard that looks like a war zone. Or you could just pump every few years for a fraction of the cost. The Skunk ain’t great at math, but even I can figure that one out.
Fix a clogged drain field? That’ll be $10,000-$20,000 and a yard that looks like a war zone. Or you could just pump every few years for a fraction of the cost. The Skunk ain’t great at math, but even I can figure that one out.
"How do I know if my septic system is hurting my property value?"
A neglected septic system can knock $10,000+ off your home’s value or even make it unsellable. Real estate transactions increasingly require septic certification—which means documentation of regular maintenance. Our Shield Plans provide that paper trail, plus we offer pre-listing inspections that catch issues before they derail your sale. Many of our customers discover our maintenance saves them more on resale than it costs.
Fix a clogged drain field? That’ll be $10,000-$20,000 and a yard that looks like a war zone. Or you could just pump every few years for a fraction of the cost. The Skunk ain’t great at math, but even I can figure that one out.
Fix a clogged drain field? That’ll be $10,000-$20,000 and a yard that looks like a war zone. Or you could just pump every few years for a fraction of the cost. The Skunk ain’t great at math, but even I can figure that one out.
"How do I know if my septic system is hurting my property value?"
A neglected septic system can knock $10,000+ off your home’s value or even make it unsellable. Real estate transactions increasingly require septic certification—which means documentation of regular maintenance. Our Shield Plans provide that paper trail, plus we offer pre-listing inspections that catch issues before they derail your sale. Many of our customers discover our maintenance saves them more on resale than it costs.
"I'm hearing gurgling sounds in my pipes. Can maintenance fix that?"
Those gurgles are your system’s distress call. They typically mean water isn’t flowing properly through your system—often due to clogged filters, damaged baffles, or drain field problems. During maintenance, we track down what’s causing those noises and fix them before they become full-blown backups. Most gurgling issues we catch during routine maintenance cost hundreds to fix rather than thousands if left until emergency stage.
"My last septic company never found any problems. Why bother with maintenance?"
That’s exactly what worries us. We find issues in about 75% of systems that other companies gave a “clean bill of health.” Why? Because we actually check components most companies ignore—like distribution boxes buried in your yard, hard-to-reach baffles, and filter systems. The Skunk’s maintenance protocol checks 28 separate points in your system, not just the easy-to-reach tank. That thoroughness is why our customers avoid emergencies.
"How can I make my septic system last longer between maintenance visits?"
Small changes make big differences: Use liquid laundry detergent instead of powder. Spread washing machine loads throughout the week rather than “laundry day.” Fix leaky faucets and running toilets that overwork your system. And please stop flushing “flushable” wipes—they’re the #1 cause of avoidable septic problems we see. During maintenance, we’ll give you a custom list of tips for your specific system and household habits.
Don’t Be The Emergency Call
Every frantic 3am call we get starts with “I wish I’d called you sooner.” Regular maintenance means never having to explain to houseguests why they can’t use the bathroom during your holiday party. Because septic systems have an uncanny sense of timing for maximum embarrassment.
